Amazing Status for Instagram

It’s so amazing, I figured out this world is ours for the taking.

I believe that life is a prize, but to live doesn’t mean you’re alive.

Darling, I’m a nightmare, dressed like a daydream.

I’m not living right, I’m not living if you’re not by my side.

Today’s selfie is brought to you by self confidence, boredom, and good Instagram filters.

I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.

Do not ask me who I am and do not tell me to stay the same.

“Revenge” sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it “Returning the favor.”

Hearing a part of a song and thinking…’That’s definitely going to be my next status!’

The purpose of the day: To be a better person, not perfect, just better than yesterday.

I’ll continue updating silly Instagram statuses and captions for the community to enjoy on the Internet.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Dear people who update their Instagram status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!

We should see things with different eyes, not only from different sides.